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| Steelers Win Laugher, 41-0 By The Wise Guy After the Pittsburgh Steelers thoroughly thrashed the sorry Cleveland Browns 41-0, head coach Bill Cowher was asked his thoughts on the game. Coach Cowher said, “Hahahahaha. Hahahahaha. Hahaha. Heeheeheeheeheehahaha!” “Hohohohahahahaha, umn, hahahahahahahahaha,” said Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. “But, hahahha, hahahahahahahahaha, heeheeheeheehahaha.” Ben looked particularly sharp in the first half. “Hahahahaha. Haha. Hahahahaha. Hahohohohahahahaha.” Wide receiver Hines Ward, whose first-quarter touchdown reception was the 52nd of his career, moving him past former Steelers great Lynn Swann and into second place among the Steelers' touchdown reception leaders, said simply, “Hahahahahahahohahaha. Hohohahahahahahohohohahahahahahohohohahahahahahohohohahahahaha hohohohahahahahahohohohahahahahahohohohahahahahahahahahaha. You know?” The shutout victory was the Steelers' first since a 22-0 blanking of Cleveland in 2000. “Well,” said Steelers linebacker James Farrior, “Hohohohahahahaha, hohohohahahahaha.” “Hohohohahahahaha,” added linebacker Joey Porter, who had three sacks on the day. Even normally reserved Troy Polamalu said, “Hahahahahahahohahaha. Hohohahahahahahohohohahahahahahohohohahahahahahohohohahahahaha hohohohahahahahahohohohahahahahahohohohahahahahahahahahaha.” Reserve linebacker James Harrison had one of the biggest hits of the day when he body-slammed a Browns fan who for some strange reason known only to him and the voices in his head charged the Steelers bench. Harrison planted the Cleveland crazy and held him there until security arrived. “In a situation like that,” Harrison said, “All you can do is hohohohahahahahahohohohahahahaha.” A win next week against the Detroit Lions will clinch a wild-card playoff spot. When asked his thoughts about this upcoming game, Coach Cowher said, “We'll take some time, enjoy Christmas, come back Wednesday and understand what we have in front of us," coach Bill Cowher said. The Cowardly Lions? Hahahahahahahohahahahohohahahahahahohohohahahahahahohohohahahahahahohohohahahahaha hohohohahahahahahohohohahahahahahohohohahahahahahahahahaha. |